A Step-by-Step Method: How to Clean Dog Vomit from Carpet (For Fresh and Dried Stains)

The Unmistakable Sound of Carpet Calamity There are few sounds that can jolt a dog owner from a deep sleep, or make them leap from the sofa, quite like the pre-vomit ‘heave-ho’. You know the one. That guttural, rhythmic churning that signals imminent doom for the nearest patch of carpet. It’s a moment of pure, […]

How Long Can a Dog Be in a Crate? A Plain-English Answer

From Peak District Puddles to Crate Conundrums The rain was doing that classic Peak District thing – coming down sideways – and I was staring at a brand-new puppy crate in the middle of the kitchen. Next to it, a small, furry creature was methodically un-stuffing a cushion, looking utterly pleased with his work. That’s […]

Why Does My Dog Sleep Under My Bed? A Complete Guide to Your Dog’s Behavior

Decoding Your Dog’s Under-the-Bed Habit The other night, a proper Peak District thunderstorm rolled in. The whole house was rattling. I did a quick headcount of the board of directors: Buster the Lab was flat out, dreaming of cheese, and Margo the cat hadn’t moved from her post on the radiator. But Fern, our whirlwind […]

Why Do Dogs Howl? A Complete Guide to Understanding Your Dog’s Howls

The Ancestral Echo: A Peak District Prelude The other evening, a fox barked somewhere out on the moor. It’s a sharp, almost unsettling sound that cuts through the quiet of the Peaks. Before I’d even registered it, Fern, my live-wire Spaniel, was at the window, her head tilted. Then it started: a high-pitched, wobbly ‘ar-oooo’ […]

Why Is My Dog Being Sick After Drinking Water? A Practical Guide

Right Then, Let’s Talk About Puddles on the Kitchen Floor The other day, we got back from a proper yomp up Mam Tor. Fern, my whirlwind of a Spaniel, made a beeline for the water bowl and drank like she was trying to empty a reservoir. Thirty seconds later… whoosh. A perfect, crystal-clear puddle appeared […]

Why Is My Dog’s Teeth Chattering? A Plain-English Guide

That Odd Clacking Sound: Unpacking Why Your Dog’s Teeth are Chattering It’s a funny old sound, isn’t it? That rapid-fire clack-clack-clack of your dog’s jaw going like the clappers. I first heard it from Fern, my live-wire Spaniel, after a particularly bracing yomp up Mam Tor. She was soaked, happy, and her jaw was going […]